“Yes, honey – just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time… like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle” – It ain’t much fun being a Boro’ fan at the moment, and the capitulation against Mansfield midweek was a thump to …
Look, we’re making no apologies for the fact that the list of Father Ted episode titles is going to be seeing plenty of action here at BoroGuide HQ over the course of the 2015-6 League Two season. Not least ‘cos it makes us laugh when the only option is to weep …
Ugh – it doesn’t get any easier, does it? Losing to Barnet. Barnet. Huge sigh and move on. This week, it’s another away day and another one of “those teams” – Cambridge United to be specific, and if you really did need that helping hand. Like the Bees, the U’s rock …
Much like the rest of the universe up there above September’s gloomy clouds, Barnet is somewhere that scientists still continue the search for signs of intelligent life. As humble Boro’ fans of cheeky wit and noble intention, we can do our bit to assist in this apparently fruitless task by spending a couple of hours …
Hello, good evening and welcome to you, our assorted bunch of sweet treats. Now, we know full well that there are trips to our old friends Barnet and Cambridge now shining brightly on our horizon – but you should know how the fixture list works by now. Before we get the chance to …
“We’re gonna fight ’em off; a Devon nation army couldn’t hold us back“: It feels like a fair while since we last turned out on our own patch, but here we are – preparing to roll out the red carpet for the visit of the hardy Janners. League Two football is back at the Lamex for the …
If you’re thinking about your August Bank Holiday getaway, why not choose the bright eyes and busy tails of the London Borough of Barking and Dagnum? With Chick King fried poultry outlets as far as the eye can see and vague local council efforts to do the place up with …
We’re not going to lie to you – after all, you are all beautiful, intelligent creatures and we’re massive admirers of whatever it is that you actually do. But we’re just going to have to put it out there right from the start that we don’t especially rate Boro’s chances this weekend, with …
“Os! I thought you said O! When you said Os, I thought you said O! ‘Os!” – Wowzer, aren’t the games coming round thick and fast at the moment? It’s a third trip in three games for Teddy’s team – if you count the League Cup jaunt up to Ipswich – and we’ll have to be using …
“Why do you call it Dave, Trig’? Its name’s not Dave, Its Rodney” – Dave Parade’s the name, Newport County’s the game. As third games of the season, this one’s a classic – that’s why we’ve taken our fair old time about knocking out our match preview. Dig out your £6.50s because we’re going …
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