Ouch. Let’s get back on the winning path quick sharp and forget that our midweek drubbing at Valley Parade ever took place. Yep, that sounds like a good enough deal to us. But can we make it happen at home to a Port Vale side looking for their first win …
Hold on a sec – did we get a bit too far in front of ourselves; a home draw with Walsall providing us with a small reality check? On paper and recent form, it looked like an amazing opportunity for us to make it back-to-back league wins. On the day, however, …
After finding ourselves on the wrong end of the result on Saturday (again), is Revs drinking in the last chance saloon as Port Vale come to town? The signs aren’t looking at all good for us at the moment. But we said that before Bolton came and went with their …
So, we’ve gone and done *another* win in the Leasing.com Trophy. Time we gave it a try in the league too? After hauling ourselves through 70 minutes against Colchester United with one less man on the pitch, that precious point was enough to lift us off the bottom of the …
Big weekend, innit. Our hopes of making the playoffs died, and then – on the third game – came back again like some sort of miracle. What’s that all about? If only there was some metaphor we could make of it. Y’know, such as a religious festival we could compare …
Our luck ain’t got much better since coming back from Wales. What should have been a regulation win on our return indoors all came apart in the time it takes us to squeeze ourselves onto the East Terrace after our last gasp power shandy has us scampering for the loo. …
So, a minor win for last week’s FIFA 18 Verdict. No, it didn’t get the final score right. Nor did it get the outcome or total number of goals on the nose either. It’s not perfect, we told you this. What it did do in a rare display of competence, however, was …
It was some post-mortem from General Sarllito after watching his Boro’ side piss a two-goal lead up the wall indoors last weekend. Don’t you mind about how Crewe ended up leaving the Lamex with a point despite us having a healthy head-start going into the final 10. iPhones, our lack …
… and, lo, it has come to pass. Boro’ can indeed win at Carlisle, providing the match takes place on a Tuesday evening. Our petition has been put forth before the Football League. That said, we’re assuming it’ll end up in the same filing cabinet as our previous suggestions to …
“Alright, this is the plan. We get in there and get wrecked, then we’ll eat a pork pie. Then we’ll drop a couple of Surmontil-50’s each. That means we’ll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning.” Now, first thing’s first – when it comes to drugs, just say no. …
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